CREATED EXCLUSIVELY FOR YOU, OUR LOYAL BACKERS (Our designer’s photoshop crashed: the actual leash will NOT look when you get it as if it has been chewed by fleas)
Embroidered on the leash: UNLEASH THE DOGS OF WAR, INSPIRED BY BARNEY ROSSET’s fierce battles for freedom of expression
(Scroll down to the bottom of this page for specs and lengths: you can special order to fit any size dog. We guarantee that our top of the line special order supplier has five stars on Amazon and that the leash will be perfect…because we have our reputations on the line.)
We’re just under $1000 short of our goal and if you up your pledge NOW we can make it – and even exceed our goal, giving us a faster track to completion
Cat people: Pledge and hang the leash on your front door knob to remind you of why you have a cat (which let’s face it is freedom of expression covered in fur)
Here are some legendary woofers!
Really Really Good Dog: Huckleberry Finn:
Bad Dog: Everybody else
Cat people: pledge and prove this is not the case:
Dog people: Here’s a contemporary woofer. Quentin Tarantino:
Tarantino could never have made this movie pre-Barney because ‘fuck’ and ‘shit’ were banned, which means virtually every high grossing movie and stage play today would never have been green lighted (movie-speak for approved for production.)
Cat women would have been not only voiceless but BANNED in Barney’s era.
How boring would your life be today?
HERE ARE THE “UNLEASH” LEASH REWARD SPECS, guaranteed:
-2-ply construction using high density nylon webbing
– water resistant canvas material. Ergonomic grip handle strap
– powder coated, rust resistant black hardware
– quality embroidered monogramming with no jump stitching between characters and no unsightly embroidery threads (unlike our demo photo, we promise) showing through the backside
– rust color strong canvas material
– depending on the heft and length of your dog, choose either: 3/4 in x 4 ft
3/4 in x 6 ft
1 in x 4 ft
1 in x 6 ft
You Have Only Until TODAY (FRIDAY) by midnight to up your pledge (we suggest you pledge NOW to be safe)
We hope you up your pledge
But most importantly, we hope that as you go forward in life, you will fight as Barney did, for freedom of expression and an open culture
WHERE ALL VOICES CAN BE HEARD …
ALWAYS, STAND UP FOR FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION
Thank you, our wonderful backers, for getting us this far,
Love, Team Barney
